WHERE CAN I USE IT?

Anywhere you want to be licked. Do not put it inside your body. Hot Holiday Scrub is designed for external use only.

CAN I EAT IT?

Do not eat the scrub. Massage gently for thirty seconds onto desired areas and then rinse off with warm water.

WILL MY BUTT TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN OR APPLE?

It doesn't work that way.

Hot Holiday Scrub contains holiday oils and coffee to neutralize the odors on your lower region so you can sit on his face for Christmas. Botanical extracts and cane sugar granules team up to slough away dead skin so you have a cheeky, delicious, refreshing smell before things heat up. It's better than soap because it doesn't just rub the surface of your skin, plus it's the holidays, duh. Your skin will taste and smell like a horny Christmas cookie.